Apparently Eric Roberts was not available.

BEST OF THE BEST CONSTRUCTION PROPOSAL WRITER NEEDED (Eastside)

IMMEDIATE NEED

*** If you are the BEST OF THE BEST CONSTRUCTION PROPOSAL WRITER … ***

If you are the BEST OF THE BEST CONSTRUCTION PROPOSAL WRITER who has more than 5 years of recent production experience with (a) large general or specialty contractor(s) and are available to significantly support the fast-track production of a proposal on Tuesday, August 3rd through COB Tuesday, August 10th respond today. Please include a recent sample of your work, 3 professional references who are in the construction industry and who will attest to your exemplary construction proposal writing skills, your resume / CV, contact data, and billable rate(s).

If you are not the best of the best or cannot supply any of the requisite information, please, do not reply.

Read the original Craigslist ad here.